IRONY of life
- All men are extremely busy.
- Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
- Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
- Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
- Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
- The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
- Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
- Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
- Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
- Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
- Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
- Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but i got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blond.
"Now we have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out & find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life criss!